I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.

This year

    • I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.

    • I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot

    • I lost all my crypto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton


    “Book yesterday.” – ★★★★ The Age

    "The laughs come hard and fast” ★★★★ ½ – Chortle

    Winner – Best of the Fest – Sydney Comedy Festival 2025

    Winner – Director’s Choice Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025

    Winner – Piece of Wood Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023