HEATH FRANKLIN'S CHOPPER - A Hard Bastards Guide to Life (or how to be less of a f*cktard)
20.07.2012 - 22.07.2012 19.00 h - 20.00 h
FRI 20TH and SAT 21ST July 7PM
THE COMEDY STORE - Moore Park
$25 + bf
Australia's MOST WANTED comedian, Heath Franklin's Chopper, is head-butting his way back to Sydney, in a show that packs more wallop than a swinging sock of $2 coins.
Life's pretty hard, so you have to be harder. No excuses. Only alibis.
Don't be sorry, just be less fucked next time.
A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life (or how to be less of a f*cktard) is a comprehensive hit-list on how not to just survive, but thrive in a modern world that thinks it's better than it is (internet, looking at you). With Chopper's easy blow-by-blow guide, you'll learn how to punch Life in the guts, take compromising photos of its wife and watch it cry as it hands over the keys to your future.
Before touring the UK in August, catch the International Ambassador of Hard live, and in stabbing distance, for two shows only, this July 20/21